Sunday, September 10, 2006

Fall Fashions



Today we introduce you to the latest creation from Chanel's Japan Fall Lineup. This ravishing headpiece was designed by Reiko "Ikakusai" Kubokawa, and embodies her simple work ethic :" I don't need any particular process or action. I need to be in a situation where there are no obligations or restraints." The hat consist of carefully selected 2kg octopi. They are arranged on the customers head, and held in place by affixing the animal's natural suckers to the scalp.

It was pointed out by a member of the press at the hat's unveiling that if the wearer gets a little peckish, she can just nibble on a dangling tentacle. This idea was dismissed by Ms. Kubokawa, who claimed that any interruptions in the "graceful natural taper of the octopus tentacles" would "ruin the aesthetic flow of the hat."

These hats are recommended for cool, or even sub-zero weather.