Get em off downtown

So, I was walking through my city's red light district. It was a shortcut. Really. I was just going from, um... the hospital where I volunteer to play Scrabble with the elderly to, uh...church. I was just taking an innocent shortcut. DON'T JUDGE ME! Anyway, I love the signage down in the seedier parts of town. In addition to a club named "Vajiina" (I wonder what that means?), I found the below sign politely refusing service to foreigners. Apparently the proprietors do not want any filthy disease-carrying Americans (i.e. me) to avail themselves of their "form". And by form, I believe they mean den of prostitution.

Make my spunk the P-spunk

God DAMN...just when I thought I'd run out of Japanese products with weird-ass names. Not just the name, but even the color of this Spunky Heads chewing gum is gross. After mastication, it goes from an already unappetizing gray to a tarry black. Not even very minty fresh either.