Sunday, January 08, 2006

Abeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebah!!!!



You see some odd advertisements in Japanese train stations. This one purports to be advertising a sort of night-school for computer illiterates who want to learn how to write in kusachu or whatever. However, I think it’s obvious from the picture that all three of the models are getting blowjobs. This probably also explains why it’s shot from the waist up. Needless to say, the guy on left is furiously shooting his wad even as the woman (?) in center nears the peak of her climax. The woman on right is clearly the most uptight of the group, and therefore just smiles politely and fiddles with her scarf thing while her partner earnestly, but somewhat clumsily, attends to her clitoris. The blue letters at the bottom of the ad are a direct translation of Robbie Williams’ immortal lyrics: “Get your rocks off Get your rocks off, honey Shake it now now Get’em off downtown.”

3 comments:

Yamatonokuni said...

Thanks! I am rather glad Blogspot doesn't censor... Nice blog you've got over there at cerebytes!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Yamatonokuni, nice to meet you. My name is Yoshida Shinnosuke, but please call me Bob. I love the Robbie Williams. You like he? So, him compared to we like the Spice Girls. The one person of the Spice Girls has gotten married with the soccer player, Beckham, isn't it? He is groovy, don't you think? So the album where recently, the Spice Girls is new is not produced, don't you think? Why probably will be?

Yamatonokuni said...

Dear Yoshida Bob,
Thank you for stopping by! The Spice Girls are probably the best Satanic rock band ever conceived. They rocked even harder than Stryper even. Tragically, I fear the SG's days of drinking goat's blood while rolling around naked in broken glass and peanut butter and projectile vomiting on their audiences are at an end. We can pray for their return though.