Wednesday, August 23, 2006

For the ladies (er...and some of you guys too)

Feast your eyes on this supple, young flesh:



I guess there are just two things I want to emphasize here. First, despite the abundance of healthy young lads in sailor suits on the cover, this is not a gay porn magazine. It is the Japanese version of TV Guide. This is the main reason I never know what's going to be on TV. Second, what the hell do you call this kind of photography? Shots of hot chicks in swimwear are collectively labeled cheesecake, and photos of muscular dudes posing seminude are beefcake. But these guys are neither chicks nor beefy. Uh... twigcake? Chickencake?

For those interested, these guys are from a boy idol band called Kat-tun and their combined talent might be enough to fill the reservoir tip on a "snug fit" condom. They are managed by confirmed pedophile Johnny Kitagawa. If you require more information, they have an extensive Wikipedia page. Knock yourself out. The Wiki entry on Kitagawa is pretty funny too. What does it cover? His molestation charges. Anything else? Nope, just molestation.