Monday, April 10, 2006

A Titilating Development


As a TIT alum, this headline from the English edition of Japan’s prestigious Daily Yomiuri reminded me how much I admire the TIT faculty. They’re firm, yet perky and accessible teachers who command their pupils’ interest. How I miss my college days, when I could give my undivided attention to TIT and could spend days and days contemplating TIT’s magnificent facilities. Sadly, TIT has been squeezed and pulled by numerous administrative issues leading to sagging performance and drooping enrollment numbers. However, I’m sure students will be lining up for this new TIT Examination and TIT will once again bulge with intellectual endeavors and gush torrents of piping-hot new ideas.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Wanna make $5?


Happy B-Day to the Love Doctor! OK, he’s not technically a doctor yet, but that is basically a done deal as his dissertation is going to be so tight and sexy that ivy-league dons will regularly attempt to mate with it. In addition to his academic prowess, the Love Doctor’s mere presence has tripled or possibly quadrupled the number of female students applying to our department. Don't bother asking me to forward your propositions to him though...he's already hitched up.