I guess there are just two things I want to emphasize here. First, despite the abundance of healthy young lads in sailor suits on the cover, this is not a gay porn magazine. It is the Japanese version of TV Guide. This is the main reason I never know what's going to be on TV. Second, what the hell do you call this kind of photography? Shots of hot chicks in swimwear are collectively labeled cheesecake, and photos of muscular dudes posing seminude are beefcake. But these guys are neither chicks nor beefy. Uh... twigcake? Chickencake?
For those interested, these guys are from a boy idol band called Kat-tun and their combined talent might be enough to fill the reservoir tip on a "snug fit" condom. They are managed by confirmed pedophile Johnny Kitagawa. If you require more information, they have an extensive Wikipedia page. Knock yourself out. The Wiki entry on Kitagawa is pretty funny too. What does it cover? His molestation charges. Anything else? Nope, just molestation.
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How about "weedcake"? Yup, sounds about right.....
I thought weedcakes were those 'special' brownies we used to make in college...er...I mean that my miscreant colleagues used to make in college (the secret is to simmer the herb in butter...this leaches out the active ingredient...that way, you can strain the butter to use in your brownies, and need not have actual chunks of herb in your finished product...at least that's what they tell me). But back to the topic at hand... yes, that would be an appropriate name for Japanese male idol photography.
On another note, the guy with the shaved head was on TV the other night. He was doing some kind of charity show in which he befriended a little kid with a crippling disability. This involved bathing, full nude, with the kid. Erm...ok...
I have just one thing to say about that......."Timmmmmyyyyyyy!!!!".
timmy timmy TIMMY TIMMY TIMMEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!
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