Saturday, September 17, 2005

Coffee with that?



Man, urban Japan is awash in SEX, and odd little semi-seedy, semi-respectable streets litter this fine nation. Adjacent to a building housing a fetish underwear shop on the first floor and strip clubs on the second, you find a definitely non-fetish shoe shop run by a saintly white haired granny. In the dead center of a residential area, crammed with immaculate vinyl-sided homes and stucco apartments, a hard-core porn shop might open, right between the neighborhood 7-11 and the barber where mom gets her hair permed.

It was in a neighborhood such as this that I found the Starbox Image Club. It appears to be some sort of cosplay strip-joint, though I was not willing to risk my marriage by going in and confirming this. I’m not sure which aspect of the logo I liked best -the brazen co-optation of one of America’s flagship brands of hegemony, the double meaning of the word ‘box’, or the likelihood that the proprietor was oblivious to this double meaning.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah...

Anonymous said...

You like the Starbox, dontcha Mr. K?

Anonymous said...

cosplay clubs destroy marraiges?
You poor things.

Yamatonokuni said...

> cosplay clubs destroy marraiges?
> You poor things.

Guess it depends on what your spouse's kink is... my spouse would not have much of a sense of humor about me visiting a cosplay club (but more because of the monetary output it'd entail than any perceived infidelity).

Anonymous said...

How much would a going to a cosplay club would cost, anyway?

Anonymous said...

I like goings to cosplay club. I like also the morning musume... you don't like the morning musume, Mr. Yamatonokuni? The morning musume is beautiful and sing good to listen. I am japanese and I am rorikon. I like english too. I like writing and comunicating with american. Be my friend? A going to a cosplay club would go expensive?

Yamatonokuni said...

First "Mr. K": I am fiercely proud to acknowledge that I have no clue what rates for Cosplay clubs run. My guess is they're on the 5000 yen per-drink system.
Second "Mr. K", the Morning Musume provide vast amounts of unintentional humour whenever they attempt to speak. This aspect I indeed enjoy. Notwithstanding, I find it creepy that their demographic is 30-45 year-old males, rather than (or perhaps in addition to) middle school kids.