Happy B-Day to the Love Doctor! OK, he’s not technically a doctor yet, but that is basically a done deal as his dissertation is going to be so tight and sexy that ivy-league dons will regularly attempt to mate with it. In addition to his academic prowess, the Love Doctor’s mere presence has tripled or possibly quadrupled the number of female students applying to our department. Don't bother asking me to forward your propositions to him though...he's already hitched up.
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Is this dude pretending to be famous. As if his picture is being taken by a Papparrazzi. Get a life!!
Can't you see he's showing off his wedding ring?! If he didn't display it so prominently, my inbox would be mobbed by hopeful suitettes. For months he had to wear a sand-wich board reading "SORRY! We're married..." whenever he went out to keep the throngs of hot babes and bi-curious guys at off him.
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