First up, when was the last time your beverage promised to make you both a hero AND a leader? At only JPY 105 (a mere 2.03971 Brazilian Reais), this seemed like a steal. A strong 'nose' of glass-cleaner, a vaguely antifreeze-like 'attack', and an 'aftertaste' of oaky kidney trauma characterize this year's vintage of Osotspa M-150.
Ahh... now this little shop made me nostalgic for the days when you could ride into a sleepy rural Japanese village, pick up a few dozen strapping peasant girls, take them to Saitama, and pay them $2.75 a month to live in prison-like dormitories alternately wringing silk threads out of worm asses and tossing salad for the pervy managers.
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The big sheriff's badge on the M-150 drink reminded me of George W. Bush.
Could a bottle of that stuff be responsible for Mr. Bush's foreign policy and other "leadership skills? :)
Hmmm...possible. Sufficient quantities of M-150 combined with the ENORMOUS ROCKS OF CRACK regularly inhaled by Dubya may be having some sort of horrible synergy. This could explain some of his more brilliant decisions, such as "I'll let Dick Cheney basically run the country" and "Black sites! Cool!"
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